What would Arnie do?

FRAAAAAAAAAAAN

2007-02-19T07:47:00.000-08:00

Schwarzenegger - coward or genius... Need we ask?

2007-01-18T20:41:00.000-08:00

The buttsky blog returns and brings news of the Governor’s decision to back the notion of US withdrawal from Iraq!

This increasingly moderate republican’s words come as somewhat of a surprise. Governor Schwarzenegger has supported the notion of a timetable - but there has been no indication of a deadline as near as the end of 2007.

“I think we should make it very clear to the Iraqi government that we are not going to stay there forever”

Although these sentiments appear to us mere mortals as amounting to invading a country, blowing it halfway to hell, stealing some oil, blowing it the other halfway to hell, make a piss-poor attempt at peacekeeping and then sodding off back home drenched in blood and oil. We cannot actually comprehend the Governor’s reasoning due to our inferior intellects. Because it is Arnold advocating this, we can safely assume that he’s right, we’re wrong.

Since the invasion of Iraq in 2003, the elite unit ‘Schwarzenegger’– consisting of one Arnold Schwarzenegger – has not been deployed, sparking rumors that the Govnernor is no longer capable of single handedly occupying a foreign state. Reports of the Governor’s sagging muscles and fading (fabulous) looks add fuel to the fire and have lead to murmurs amoung the heretics questioning the ability of Arnold. Arnold rebuked such claims, stating ‘Quiet!’.

Apparently the Governor’s the man with the plan. World – we need not fear uncertainty in our future. Look to Arnold, our king, our lord, and our savior! HAIL ARNOLD!!! – NEEEEEEEEEEYAGH!!!

What is your political crime?

2006-11-09T07:30:00.000-08:00

I can't believe you said that

You like to eat other peoples lunches?

2006-11-07T13:00:00.000-08:00

This began as a response to http://gavinayling.blogspot.com/2006/11/to-robert-jackman.html but turned into an essay... More like gayingayling.blogspot.com..

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Hmph

2006-09-15T01:57:00.000-07:00

Wellll, apparantly these days, the colossal event is apparantly very much noticed... hmmmm. Must of been this blog nobody reads.......... Schwarzeneggery

Colossal event goes unnoticed

2006-09-10T09:18:00.000-07:00

Unbelievable, quite possibly the biggest news story EVER nearly slipped under the radar. This story must have had some sort of super stealth technology or something because it was a mere spec on the screen. Damn radar, during the dark days of the Blitz on London and the British Isles, radar was the life blood of the RAF and Britain's super weapon at preventing a German invasion (and no, I don't know what a metaphor is and why i am wasting prescious webspace explaining it) But now, the once mighty radar has let us down beyond any hope of forgiveness. I stumbled across this news story by total accident (typing Arnold Schwarzenegger into google news) and there was just one page titled 'Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger Apologizes'. I would imagine this story has been hushed up for fear of angering the Governator into a rampage of biblical proportions.

Am I the only one sensing a coming apocalypse? I am pretty certain that somewhere at the back of the bible, this appology fits the description for one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Obviously we can safely assume that Arnold didn't mean to appologize, the media must have misunderstood his accent.

I am now going to paste the words that Arnold reportedly said, I should warn you now, if you have any young children watching or are prone to fainting, I suggest you stop reading immediately.

Arnold: "I'm sorry"

I know, it is totally natural to be thinking about buying a bomb shelter, or converting your existing bomb shelter into an apocalypse shelter after reading this. But don't do that just yet, because I think I can explain this. The simple explanation for this would be that the journalist's infact heard the words "I'm muscular", but due to his Austrian accent, they thought they heard "I'm sorry", not unlikely considering the resounding similarity in the sound of the two statements.

But this is just the beginning. Not only this, he supposedly said "When I read the papers, it made me cringe, it made me feel uncomfortable".

We can safely write this off as pure media fabrication. As we know, Arnold Schwarzenegger could single handedly defeat the Soviet Union by throwing nuclear bombs at the enemy, walk through the ashes and carnage without even wrinkling his nose, let alone cringing or feeling uncomfortable.

Regardless of the reality of this horrific mixup, we can at least take heart in the 2 lessons we have learned, don't trust the media and Arnold Schwarnegger, Arnold Schwarnegger, Arnold Schwarnegger.

STOP IT

2006-09-10T09:14:00.000-07:00

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/arnold01.php

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Governator's Greenhouse Bitchslap

2006-09-07T04:21:00.000-07:00

Well it appears that the Republican Party is having trouble with the rogue Schwarzenegger. Perhaps they should have thought harder before they hired this Austrian Oak. I mean, how are the republicans supposed to keep 10 tonnes of pure man on a tight leash like they do Dubbya (and even Blair for that matter). I mean, this man, by himself defeated Satan. SATAN for god’s sakes... What have the republicans ever defeated?... Some may have said they defeated communism - C'mon don't bullshit me.

Passing a law to cut California’s greenhouse emissions by 25% by 2020 and having plans to raise the minimum wage to 8 dollars an hour (good god) seems like the Governator is pandering to the democratic left wing conspiracy. NEWS FLASH - Arnold is Arnold, he doesn’t pander (which, by the way, are notoriously hard to get to breed in zoo's, didn’t you know?) to anyone, what HE says is correct, simple as.

I can't help but to think that the Californian's don't realise how good they've got it. In a world where the entire Middle East is plotting to destroy America, China have plans for world domination and North Korea wants to build nukes capable of hitting the USA... Have you ever seen commando??!?! I mean come on, no ones fucking with California while the Governator is standing at the gates.

C'mon California... Wise up

Arnold Schwarzenegger

2006-08-08T04:31:00.000-07:00

First, I would like just to get to know you... Who are you?